– Recunosti un betiv autentic pentru ca il are pe VIN incoa’
– Vampirii prefera sa muste de gat pentru ca acesta contine beta-carotida
– Inainte exista La Calul Balan, acum exista LaCalut Activ!
Stii ca hartia ta igienica n-a mai fost folosita cand e din celuloza pura…si daca pur nu-i destul, si virgina. Adevarul e ca ma saturasem de uleiul virginelor masline verzi…celuloza nu mai avea himenul intact!
Silhouettes Of Santa And Reindeer by Pressmaster.
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Slovenia [sloh-vee-nee-ə], officially the Republic of Slovenia, is a nation state in Central Europe at the crossroads of main European cultural and trade routes. It borders Italy to the west, Austria to the north, Croatia to the south and southeast and Hungary to the northeast. It covers 20,273 square kilometres (7,827 sq mi) and has a population of 2.05 million. It is a parliamentary republic and a member of the European Union and NATO. Relative to its geography, history, economy, culture, and language, it is a very diverse country distinguished by a transitional character. It is characterized by a high economic and social level. Its capital and largest city is Ljubljana.