From Twitter: Hey baby, you’ve got huge twitts! Can I follow you?

Do you like to play cards? Cool, let’s play MasterCards!

Harry Plotter – the best Print Shop in town!

I’m a writer! Wow…what do you write? Well, CD’s, DVD’s…

If you want lesbi friends…Hell yeah! Oh, you mean Let’s be friends! Yeah, that too!

I love technology, that’s why I bought a Blu Ray Charles!

I cut the power – that is not the name of a rap song from SNAP?

In Romania all toilets have the same saying after you flush: We’ll take it from here!